“Half baked, with no added salt.”
“Fair game, I knew it well.”
Self, JustI say, Perhaps I’ll stay at the back of the pack. It would be a shame to die on a Friday afternoon.
Nah, you already know that…
Here are the top three, most important things that men want you to know…
- They are hungry. They are always hungry, because they forget to eat. However, they will slide into home plate, and await your return from a hard day’s work, and the first words out of their mouths are, “Hi honey, what’s for dinner?”
- They are needy. They need your help, usually right after you sit down and relax from a hard day’s work. They spend an inordinate amount of time hiding things from themselves. They will even call you at work to ask where they hid their sh$t. Amazingly, you DO KNOW WHERE THEY HIDE THEIR SH$T.
- They are always right. They will usually give you that smug, smarty-pants look just as they strut out of the house with all of the sh$t you just found for them, specifically their wallet and car keys, as they head out to go get themselves the “old standby”, Chinese food.
It’s been in the 80’s for the past 3 days, and the weatherman says, “no more winter”! My lips are plumping up as I type! (Note to self, need facial moisturizer with SPF 30)
Just before sunrise on a chilly, February morning…
Me: I think I’ll turn on the heat to take the chill off the house
Husband: It’s not that cold. Why don’t you put on more clothes?
Me: I’m already wearing 3 layers! Including my Uggs!
Me: You know I hate winter! Floridians shouldn’t have to live like this!